Be loved or be damned

Five people who deservedly earned my awe-inspired respect and adoration:
1) Warren Buffett aka the “Sage of Omaha” or the “Oracle of Omaha” - for his remarkable achievement in business investing which based on a modification of the value investing approach by Benjamin Graham. He was ranked by Forbes as the second richest man in the world behind Bill Gates, enough said. He bought his first stock at the age of 11 and on the same age I’m yet to win a monopoly game with kids 3 years younger than me, how about that?
2) Aung San Suu Kyi - for her sheer determination and perseverance in her non-violent fight for democracy, human rights and ethnic conciliation. A winner of Rafto Prize, Sakharov Prize for Freedom of Thought and the prestigious Nobel Peace Prize she was put under house arrest in 1989 with the Myanmar government repeatedly extending her detention hence a noted prisoner of conscience. “It is not power that corrupts but fear. Fear of losing power corrupts those who wield it and fear of the scourge of power corrupts those who are subject to it.”
3) Gallagher brothers (Liam & Noel) - I don’t give a shit on them being rude, abrasive, foul-mouthed or even drug addicts. All I know is their music defines me in my teens and even until now it still does in several ways. So what’s the story morning glory?
4) Sufjan Stevens - for his sheer talents particularly in lyricism and composition. I’m honestly just stunned that everything Sufjan touched is turned into gold. His songs are brilliantly orchestrated with an approach on the more meaningful status of music as “art” and every listen without fail will send the listener for a spin both figuratively and literally that will leave him/her enamored and entranced.
5) Sir Alex Ferguson - arguably the most successful manager ever. Who could not remember the treble feat in 1999 (football, bloody hell) and the more recent - last season 2007 title winning against the cash-riched Chelse-borinmour! He won more trophies than any other manager in the history of English football. Now, who could top that? Probably the Special One thought he can do better but he’s jobless now isn’t he?

Five categories of people who deservedly earned my contempt and derision:
1) KL drivers aka fucktards - are the most stupidiest and inconsiderate bunch of retards who should be left sitting in a “prison” rather than roaming free on the road. They’re probably such an insufferably daft-shit-for-brains reprobate that they probably need someone to explain how stupid they are. Examples of their heinous crime act include refusal to signal when changing lane, drifting out of their own lane which effectively monopolizing both of the lanes and sudden slow down due to answering sms/call (probably engaging in a phone sex).
2) American female celebrities aka high-profile whores - generally considered the dumbest of species (e.g. Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson) due to their ability to talk without using their brain if they have one and will do anything for fame which includes self-made porn (but I’m fine with that) and also the most beautiful species, if by beautiful they mean anorexic (e.g. the Olsen twins).
3) Rappers/Hip-hop singers - egoistic bunch of bastards with blings who only sing about boobies, booty, guns, revenge and whatever that rhymes and doesn’t give a shit on you because they worship themselves, you know. Their reputation with me hit all-time low with the emergence of 2 duck singers (bet there’s more to come) in the form of Akon and Sean Kingston. Damn those faggots!
4) England football team aka England’s crystal bollocks - they scurried round a football pitch with no real purpose, innovation or attacking flair with their only weapon is to play long ball to the forwards. Ironically, there is a conspiracy theory surrounding their failure to land the World Cup with several views from respectable experts indicated that the Three Lions has no intention to win it in the first place as evidenced by one of the England spokeperson who said: “It was never our intention to go out and win the tournament. As everyone knows we invented the game, so it’s only good manners that we are allowed to play couple of matches. After all if we won the trophy all the time - then none of the other countries would want to play, would they?”
5) Rapist - I couldn’t possibly understand the mind of a rapist and so I decided to google hoping to find an answer and here is what I found;
Rapist(s) is anyone on the planet Earth that follows a religion by the name of Rapitism founded by William Raper, in which he formed the religion 90,000 years ago to promote people to rape others. The house of Worship for Rapists is called a Playboy Temple, in which Rapists go there everyday to worship Michael Jackson and pray while they're nude. The holy book for the religion of Rapitism is called "Raping for Dummies". Since Rapitism is a religion, if you ever make fun of a rapist, it is a serious violation under the policy of the United Sex of America to make fun of them, and will be charged a federal fine of Pervert Prison, Stupid Monky prison, or a fine of Sex-thousand dollars.